Monday, August 07, 2006
Breakfast of Champions
What better way to start the morning then a pie. For the uninitiated here are two tips for spotting the best one.
1. Vegetables do not belong in a pie, don’t trust anyone who kills a perfectly happy vegetable. (Note chickens, cows, pigs and miscellaneous offal creatures are not happy creatures and enjoy a good mincing).
2. The yellower the pastry the greyer the meat.
Once you’ve mastered these tips just remember five plus a day keeps the doctor at bay.
1. Vegetables do not belong in a pie, don’t trust anyone who kills a perfectly happy vegetable. (Note chickens, cows, pigs and miscellaneous offal creatures are not happy creatures and enjoy a good mincing).
2. The yellower the pastry the greyer the meat.
Once you’ve mastered these tips just remember five plus a day keeps the doctor at bay.
# posted by The Amazing Seal Tamer @ 9:35 am 
