Wednesday, January 31, 2007


Where moths fear to tread

The other night I was wondering how moths survive the harsh dusty conditions of my flat. To find out I set up a number of cameras. Sure enough the next morning I had revealed the moths fiendish secret. As soon as the eyes close the powdery devils swarm to the sleepers eyes and sap the life giving moisture.

To protect yourself from these winged beasties I suggest you where Dirty Sams Moth Repelling Goggles. It is no secret that moths hate the subtle sent of fried otter, which is why each pair of goggles is lightly sautéed in otter infused cottonseed oil before being aged for twelve months and sent to you the parasite (consumer).

Friday, September 01, 2006

"See the happy moron he doesn't give a damn
I wish I was a moron
My god perhaps I am."
Spike Milligan

Thursday, August 24, 2006


There was never a right time to tell him he was adopted


Monday, August 21, 2006

Lately something has been bothering me. I seem to be getting more hairy my doctor told me this was normal for a middle aged seal tamer but I’m not so sure. To fight the ageing process I am going on a diet for the next two weeks (with regular blog updates) and I will start taking Susan Paul’s Radiescence internally. Goodbye for now.

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