Wednesday, May 24, 2006
With the winter coming on I’m in need of some extra income
Arr me hearties!
Do you find your self exuding mucus from every orifice?
Do you feel like death himself has kicked you in the kidneys?
Would you sell your first born for a rejuvenating elixir?
If you answered yes to all of these questions try Dirty Sams Seal Extract™. Dirty Sam takes the finest baby fur seals and gentley squeezes them to make the finest remedy money can buy.
How do I get some of Dirty Sams Seal Extract™?
Just send you first born and $29.95 to Seal Slaughter Enterprises, 10 Happy Seal Way, Newmarket, Auckland.
Do you find your self exuding mucus from every orifice?
Do you feel like death himself has kicked you in the kidneys?
Would you sell your first born for a rejuvenating elixir?
If you answered yes to all of these questions try Dirty Sams Seal Extract™. Dirty Sam takes the finest baby fur seals and gentley squeezes them to make the finest remedy money can buy.
How do I get some of Dirty Sams Seal Extract™?
Just send you first born and $29.95 to Seal Slaughter Enterprises, 10 Happy Seal Way, Newmarket, Auckland.
# posted by The Amazing Seal Tamer @ 11:27 am 
