Thursday, August 24, 2006
There was never a right time to tell him he was adopted
Monday, August 21, 2006
Lately something has been bothering me. I seem to be getting more hairy my doctor told me this was normal for a middle aged seal tamer but I’m not so sure. To fight the ageing process I am going on a diet for the next two weeks (with regular blog updates) and I will start taking Susan Paul’s Radiescence internally. Goodbye for now.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
The south Dunedin census from 2001 was published yesterday. I think the results speak for themselves.
Friday, August 11, 2006
New improved properties
Dirty Sam’s Seal tonic now fights cholera
Here’s what one happy shopper had to say
“you’ll wonder where the yellow went”
Here’s what one happy shopper had to say
“you’ll wonder where the yellow went”
Kiwi Herald
Monday, August 07, 2006
Breakfast of Champions
What better way to start the morning then a pie. For the uninitiated here are two tips for spotting the best one.
1. Vegetables do not belong in a pie, don’t trust anyone who kills a perfectly happy vegetable. (Note chickens, cows, pigs and miscellaneous offal creatures are not happy creatures and enjoy a good mincing).
2. The yellower the pastry the greyer the meat.
Once you’ve mastered these tips just remember five plus a day keeps the doctor at bay.
1. Vegetables do not belong in a pie, don’t trust anyone who kills a perfectly happy vegetable. (Note chickens, cows, pigs and miscellaneous offal creatures are not happy creatures and enjoy a good mincing).
2. The yellower the pastry the greyer the meat.
Once you’ve mastered these tips just remember five plus a day keeps the doctor at bay.
